kyun ki

Rat proposed an elephant
Elephant: tune kya sochkar mujhe propose kiya?
Rat showing a photo of lord Ganesh says,
"tujhme rab dikta hai......
yaaraa mai kya karu"

erazers

Erasers r 4 ppl who make errors.
but a better saying
erasers r 4 ppl willing
to correkt their errors

perfection

Golden words abt PERFECTION:
"i'm nt afraid of a fighter
who knows 10,000 kicks
bt
im afraid of d 1 who has
practiced 1 kick 10,000 times"
-Bruce Lee
gud9t&perfect drms

absence

absence is the best presence
coz
if ppl r absent den u miss dem
& if u miss dem dat means
dey r present in ur heart

why why ???

Teacher: Hussain Sagarlo Buddudu oka cheyi kindaki, oka cheyi paiki enduku chupistadu ?

student: kinda nellu taagite paiki potamani cheppadaniki

Life

life is like chemistry
concentrate ur frens
dilute ur enimies
dissolve ur worries
evaporate ur sorrows
den u'l get d crystals of happiness
gud9t

g

Take it light g
miss me slight g
never do fight g
have fun might g
eat good diet g
try flying a kite g
be always happy right g
& goood night g